Sardarji

How did Santa singh attempt to transfer some files from one PC to another
PC....

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected cut option

2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC

3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file

4) And trying to paste it there....!!!!!!!!!

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Y did Santa singh sign all the cheques in his cheque book...........
.................so that no one else could use them if he lost his
chequebook?!!@@?

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Santa : We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Banta : Is it! Why?
Santa : We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months

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Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only ! At the party
Banta was very shocked to see other people wearing suits also!!!!!!

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Santa and banta in a football stadium:
Santa: paaji yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta: goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa:"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol karenge!!!!!!!!!"
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Santa: My Secret password for e-banking is "ram-sita-lakshman-hanuman-jamwant-delhi-spiderman" Banta: yaar ! itna lamba password ? Santa: kya karoon? Bankwale kehte he ki pswd main 5 character, 1 capital aur ek special character zaroori he !
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Banta: aapko kabhi kisise pyaar huwa he ? Santa : Haan yaar..par woh manti hi nahi ! Banta: kya kehti he? Santa: kehti hai "I love u 2"..Pata nahi saala ye dusra kaun he !