Amitabh

This is when Amitabh Bachchan got fit after his long illness.....

one fine morning he told his drvier "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum chalayenge..".

driver, "Par saab aapki tabyat?.."

amitabh "Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he, I am fit and fine...kya dance karke dikhau, dialogue, fighting kare dikhau... ..Hain"

Ok then he starts driving the car very fast.... zoooooooooom

breaks one red signal.........

breaks second red signal..........

breaks on more red signal...........

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Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the car to be sided to the road..

Tells the driver to come out... "Chalo liscence dikhao, puc, gaadi ke kagjaaat..."

Sees amitabh "are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!" he is verysuprised to see him....

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Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior officers....

"Sir, aap jaldi yaha aye, naake par..."

Sir"KYun kya hua??"

Havaldar:"Sir ek gaadi ne signal toda hai.. aur maine us gaadi ko side me rakha he"

Sir: "To phir?"

hawaldar:"SIr, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi hai sir .... mein uska challan nahi phaad sakta.. aap khud yaha aiye .."

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Sir : KOUN MAALIK HE US GAADI KA??"

HAWALDAR : "WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE NE HAI NA SIR ... AMITABH BACHHAN KO DRIVER RAKHA HAI....".