A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.
How? The other beggar asked.
First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.
I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-,
And enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money.
The Taj manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.
I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.
A wonderful example of financial management indeed ;)
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Funny Quotes
• If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.
• I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
• I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
• Never try to drown your troubles... especially if she can swim.
• Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
• A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a work station.
• By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.
• Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems
which, without them, we wouldn't have.
• There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.
• Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
• Quit smoking! Take air pollution straight.
• Finally 21 and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing since 15.
• There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side.
• An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
• Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
• When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
• Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
• Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
• Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives.
• Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
• I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
• I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
• Never try to drown your troubles... especially if she can swim.
• Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
• A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a work station.
• By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.
• Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems
which, without them, we wouldn't have.
• There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.
• Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
• Quit smoking! Take air pollution straight.
• Finally 21 and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing since 15.
• There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side.
• An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
• Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
• When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
• Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
• Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
• Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives.
• Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Terrorist
A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog. When the dog is about to
bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog. A reporter was
seeing all this.He said "That was great. I'll definitely publish this
in newspaper.
Tomorrow the headline will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."
The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US".
Reporter : "OK.Then the headline will be US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG".
Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen. I'm a Pakistani
national".
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bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog. A reporter was
seeing all this.He said "That was great. I'll definitely publish this
in newspaper.
Tomorrow the headline will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."
The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US".
Reporter : "OK.Then the headline will be US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG".
Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen. I'm a Pakistani
national".
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Telegraphic Mistakes
TELEGRAM #1
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A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,
which the father receives as: "Father, your daughter has been successful
in BED."
TELEGRAM #2
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A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a
telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here." The message received by
wife: "I wish you were her."
TELEGRAM #3
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A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to
her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the
last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she
offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which
reached as: "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth
to an old lady."
TELEGRAM #4
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A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he
goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants
put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says: let's put, "you are
not getting older you are getting better". The salesman asks, "how do you
want me to put it?" The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at
the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom. The real fun didn't
start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message
decorated on the cake: "You are not getting older at the top, You are
getting better at the bottom".
TELEGRAM #5
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A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in
Delhi.
When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his
wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer. He sent a telegram. When the wife
received the telegram, she fainted. It was written: "Sethji aaj mar gaye!"
(Sethji Ajmer gaye)
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A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,
which the father receives as: "Father, your daughter has been successful
in BED."
TELEGRAM #2
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A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a
telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here." The message received by
wife: "I wish you were her."
TELEGRAM #3
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A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to
her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the
last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she
offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which
reached as: "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth
to an old lady."
TELEGRAM #4
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A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he
goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants
put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says: let's put, "you are
not getting older you are getting better". The salesman asks, "how do you
want me to put it?" The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at
the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom. The real fun didn't
start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message
decorated on the cake: "You are not getting older at the top, You are
getting better at the bottom".
TELEGRAM #5
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A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in
Delhi.
When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his
wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer. He sent a telegram. When the wife
received the telegram, she fainted. It was written: "Sethji aaj mar gaye!"
(Sethji Ajmer gaye)
Call Center
Just check out y call center guys are paid so high.
PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS ARE PAID SO MUCH......FOR JUST BEING
ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK:
1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this
point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still
getting the same error message."
Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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3).Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer:: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."
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4).Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support:: ?!%#$
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5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you
see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer:: "A white one."
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7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
Customer:: "How do you spell that?"
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8). Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."
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9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Pentium."
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10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
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11).Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
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12).Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
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13). Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print
document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
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14). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24
hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
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15). Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?"
Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support:: "Well?"
Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"
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16). A plain computer illeterate guy rings tech support to report that his
computer is faulty.
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and
it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is
frustrated and fed up.
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is
an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let
me know how it goes.
10 minutes later.
User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User: MS-DOS 6.22.
Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with
NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the
file. Let me know how it goes.
1 hour later.
User: I need a new power supply.
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?
User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he
started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
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17) customer care officer:I need a product identification no: right now and
may I help u in finding it out?
Cust: sure
CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?
PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS ARE PAID SO MUCH......FOR JUST BEING
ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK:
1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this
point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still
getting the same error message."
Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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3).Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer:: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."
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4).Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support:: ?!%#$
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5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you
see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer:: "A white one."
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7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
Customer:: "How do you spell that?"
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8). Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."
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9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Pentium."
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10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
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11).Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
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12).Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
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13). Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print
document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
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14). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24
hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
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15). Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?"
Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support:: "Well?"
Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"
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16). A plain computer illeterate guy rings tech support to report that his
computer is faulty.
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and
it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is
frustrated and fed up.
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is
an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let
me know how it goes.
10 minutes later.
User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User: MS-DOS 6.22.
Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with
NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the
file. Let me know how it goes.
1 hour later.
User: I need a new power supply.
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?
User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he
started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
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17) customer care officer:I need a product identification no: right now and
may I help u in finding it out?
Cust: sure
CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?
Sardarji
How did Santa singh attempt to transfer some files from one PC to another
PC....
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected cut option
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file
4) And trying to paste it there....!!!!!!!!!
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Y did Santa singh sign all the cheques in his cheque book...........
.................so that no one else could use them if he lost his
chequebook?!!@@?
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Santa : We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Banta : Is it! Why?
Santa : We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months
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Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only ! At the party
Banta was very shocked to see other people wearing suits also!!!!!!
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Santa and banta in a football stadium:
Santa: paaji yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta: goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa:"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol karenge!!!!!!!!!"
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Santa: My Secret password for e-banking is "ram-sita-lakshman-hanuman-jamwant-delhi-spiderman" Banta: yaar ! itna lamba password ? Santa: kya karoon? Bankwale kehte he ki pswd main 5 character, 1 capital aur ek special character zaroori he !
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Banta: aapko kabhi kisise pyaar huwa he ? Santa : Haan yaar..par woh manti hi nahi ! Banta: kya kehti he? Santa: kehti hai "I love u 2"..Pata nahi saala ye dusra kaun he !
PC....
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected cut option
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file
4) And trying to paste it there....!!!!!!!!!
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Y did Santa singh sign all the cheques in his cheque book...........
.................so that no one else could use them if he lost his
chequebook?!!@@?
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Santa : We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Banta : Is it! Why?
Santa : We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months
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Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only ! At the party
Banta was very shocked to see other people wearing suits also!!!!!!
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Santa and banta in a football stadium:
Santa: paaji yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta: goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa:"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol karenge!!!!!!!!!"
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Santa: My Secret password for e-banking is "ram-sita-lakshman-hanuman-jamwant-delhi-spiderman" Banta: yaar ! itna lamba password ? Santa: kya karoon? Bankwale kehte he ki pswd main 5 character, 1 capital aur ek special character zaroori he !
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Banta: aapko kabhi kisise pyaar huwa he ? Santa : Haan yaar..par woh manti hi nahi ! Banta: kya kehti he? Santa: kehti hai "I love u 2"..Pata nahi saala ye dusra kaun he !
Amitabh
This is when Amitabh Bachchan got fit after his long illness.....
one fine morning he told his drvier "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum chalayenge..".
driver, "Par saab aapki tabyat?.."
amitabh "Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he, I am fit and fine...kya dance karke dikhau, dialogue, fighting kare dikhau... ..Hain"
Ok then he starts driving the car very fast.... zoooooooooom
breaks one red signal.........
breaks second red signal..........
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Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the car to be sided to the road..
Tells the driver to come out... "Chalo liscence dikhao, puc, gaadi ke kagjaaat..."
Sees amitabh "are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!" he is verysuprised to see him....
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Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior officers....
"Sir, aap jaldi yaha aye, naake par..."
Sir"KYun kya hua??"
Havaldar:"Sir ek gaadi ne signal toda hai.. aur maine us gaadi ko side me rakha he"
Sir: "To phir?"
hawaldar:"SIr, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi hai sir .... mein uska challan nahi phaad sakta.. aap khud yaha aiye .."
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HAWALDAR : "WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE NE HAI NA SIR ... AMITABH BACHHAN KO DRIVER RAKHA HAI....".
one fine morning he told his drvier "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum chalayenge..".
driver, "Par saab aapki tabyat?.."
amitabh "Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he, I am fit and fine...kya dance karke dikhau, dialogue, fighting kare dikhau... ..Hain"
Ok then he starts driving the car very fast.... zoooooooooom
breaks one red signal.........
breaks second red signal..........
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Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the car to be sided to the road..
Tells the driver to come out... "Chalo liscence dikhao, puc, gaadi ke kagjaaat..."
Sees amitabh "are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!" he is verysuprised to see him....
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Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior officers....
"Sir, aap jaldi yaha aye, naake par..."
Sir"KYun kya hua??"
Havaldar:"Sir ek gaadi ne signal toda hai.. aur maine us gaadi ko side me rakha he"
Sir: "To phir?"
hawaldar:"SIr, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi hai sir .... mein uska challan nahi phaad sakta.. aap khud yaha aiye .."
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PJ - Tortoise and rabbit
This is what u call a maha maha pj
Tortoise and rabbit gave CET exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got
81%.
Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off was 85%.
Rabbit dint get but tortoise got...
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Programmers
Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the centre-head of the division says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees". The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.
Four weeks later the Centre-head returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our developers has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals disown all knowledge of the missing developer.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others:
"Which of you idiots ate the developer?" One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating team leaders, Project Leads and project managers and no-one has Noticed anything, and now YOU ate one developer and it got noticed. So hereafter please don't eat a person who is working.
Four weeks later the Centre-head returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our developers has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals disown all knowledge of the missing developer.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others:
"Which of you idiots ate the developer?" One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating team leaders, Project Leads and project managers and no-one has Noticed anything, and now YOU ate one developer and it got noticed. So hereafter please don't eat a person who is working.
The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only ?1,000. Is it OK if I buy
it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "?70,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking ?950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks:
"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only ?1,000. Is it OK if I buy
it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "?70,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking ?950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks:
"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
No Matter
An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato
garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped
him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned
his situation:
Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because
your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be
over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.
Love,
Dad
Shortly, the old man received this telegram: "For Heaven's sake, Dad,
don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!"
At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers
showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what
happened, and asked him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the
best I could do for you from here."
Moral:No Matter Where You Are In The World, If You Have Decided To Do
Something Deep From Your Heart You Can Do It.
garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped
him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned
his situation:
Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because
your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be
over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.
Love,
Dad
Shortly, the old man received this telegram: "For Heaven's sake, Dad,
don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!"
At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers
showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what
happened, and asked him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the
best I could do for you from here."
Moral:No Matter Where You Are In The World, If You Have Decided To Do
Something Deep From Your Heart You Can Do It.
Men
A salesman, seating himself in a restaurant one morning, told the waitress, “I want two eggs fried very hard, two pieces of toast, burnt black, and a cup of weak, lukewarm coffee.”
“Are you sure that’s what you want?” asked the waitress.
Yes, said the Salesman.
The waitress explained the order to the chef and brought the man just what he had ordered. “Anything else sir?” she asked.
“Yes, I want you to sit down and nag me,” he said, “I’m homesick.”
“Are you sure that’s what you want?” asked the waitress.
Yes, said the Salesman.
The waitress explained the order to the chef and brought the man just what he had ordered. “Anything else sir?” she asked.
“Yes, I want you to sit down and nag me,” he said, “I’m homesick.”
Beans
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became
Apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up
beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home
from
work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him
that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by
a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand.
With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by
the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it,
I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my
arrival,
my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling
I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I
took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the
telephone
rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned
and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still
affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my
husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my
weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled
like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood
mill.
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink
was
Worse than oked=20cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few
minutes. The pleasure was indescribable.
When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom,
I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on
my
Lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased
with
myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband
returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I
Had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner
guests
seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"
I nearly died
Apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up
beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home
from
work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him
that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by
a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand.
With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by
the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it,
I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my
arrival,
my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling
I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I
took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the
telephone
rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned
and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still
affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my
husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my
weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled
like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood
mill.
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink
was
Worse than oked=20cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few
minutes. The pleasure was indescribable.
When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom,
I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on
my
Lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased
with
myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband
returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I
Had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner
guests
seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"
I nearly died
Excerpts from HER & HIS diaries
HER DIARY
I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was
my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not
to worry.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him, but he simply smiled and
kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't
say,
"I love you too."
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing
to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant
and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed.
I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him
with the situation but he had fallen asleep.
I started crying and cried until I fell asleep. I do not know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
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HIS DIARY
India lost the match again. DAMN IT!
I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was
my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not
to worry.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him, but he simply smiled and
kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't
say,
"I love you too."
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing
to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant
and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed.
I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him
with the situation but he had fallen asleep.
I started crying and cried until I fell asleep. I do not know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
***************************************************
HIS DIARY
India lost the match again. DAMN IT!
Height of Confidence
Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next
when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, Mr. Hussein!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh
from Phagwara, District Kapurthala. I am ringing to inform you that we
are officially declaring the war on you!"
"Well, Gurmukh," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news!
How big is your army"
"Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "there is
myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbour Bhagat, and the
entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight"
Saddam paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in
my army waiting to move on my command."
"Arrey O! Main kya.. " said Gurmukh. "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.
"Mr. Hussein, it is Gurmukh, I'm call ing from Phagwara STD, the war is
still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh" Saddam asked.
"Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor."
Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and
14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to
1-1/2 million since we last spoke."
"Oh teri ....." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to get back to you."
Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.
"Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves
airborne...... We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of
shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school
pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!"
Saddam was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must
tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter
planes. My military complex is surro unded by laser-guided,
surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke,I've increased my
army to TWO MILLION!"
"Tera pala hove...." said Gurmuk, "I'll have to ring you back."
Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.
"Kiddan, Mr. Hussein! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call
off the war."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart"
"Well," said Gurmukh, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of
lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners
of wars!"
when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, Mr. Hussein!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh
from Phagwara, District Kapurthala. I am ringing to inform you that we
are officially declaring the war on you!"
"Well, Gurmukh," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news!
How big is your army"
"Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "there is
myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbour Bhagat, and the
entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight"
Saddam paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in
my army waiting to move on my command."
"Arrey O! Main kya.. " said Gurmukh. "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.
"Mr. Hussein, it is Gurmukh, I'm call ing from Phagwara STD, the war is
still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh" Saddam asked.
"Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor."
Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and
14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to
1-1/2 million since we last spoke."
"Oh teri ....." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to get back to you."
Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.
"Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves
airborne...... We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of
shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school
pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!"
Saddam was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must
tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter
planes. My military complex is surro unded by laser-guided,
surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke,I've increased my
army to TWO MILLION!"
"Tera pala hove...." said Gurmuk, "I'll have to ring you back."
Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.
"Kiddan, Mr. Hussein! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call
off the war."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart"
"Well," said Gurmukh, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of
lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners
of wars!"
Gujju
An (Bahraini) Arab was admitted in the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for
a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arises. As the
gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally.So the call went
out to a number of countries. Finally a Gujarati was located who had a
similar type of blood. The Gujarati willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati as appreciation
for giving his blood, a new Hummer, diamonds, lapiz lazuri jewellery,
and a million US dollars.
Once again the Arab had to go through a corrective
surgery. His doctor telephoned the Gujarati who was more than happy to
donate his blood again. After the second surgery, the Arab sent the
Gujarati a thank you card and a jar of Almond halwa sweets. The
Gujarati was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate the
Gujarati's kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and
asked him why he had expressed his appreciation in not so generous manner.
The Arab replied "Bapu.....now I have Gujju blood in my veins!"
a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arises. As the
gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally.So the call went
out to a number of countries. Finally a Gujarati was located who had a
similar type of blood. The Gujarati willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati as appreciation
for giving his blood, a new Hummer, diamonds, lapiz lazuri jewellery,
and a million US dollars.
Once again the Arab had to go through a corrective
surgery. His doctor telephoned the Gujarati who was more than happy to
donate his blood again. After the second surgery, the Arab sent the
Gujarati a thank you card and a jar of Almond halwa sweets. The
Gujarati was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate the
Gujarati's kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and
asked him why he had expressed his appreciation in not so generous manner.
The Arab replied "Bapu.....now I have Gujju blood in my veins!"
Harbinder Vs Pope
About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to
leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community. So
the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the
Sikh community. If the Sikh won, the Sikhs could stay. If the Pope won,
the Sikhs would leave.
The Sikhs realized that they had no choice. So they picked a middle-aged
man named Harbinder Singh to represent them. Harbinder asked for one
additional condition to the debate. To make it more interesting, neither
side would be allowed to talk. The Pope agreed.
The day of the great debate came. Harbinder Singh and the Pope sat
opposite each other for a full minute. Then the Pope raised his hand and
showed
three fingers. Harbinder looked back at him and raised one finger. The
Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Harbinder pointed to
the
ground where he sat. The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine.
Harbinder pulled out an apple.
The Pope stood up and said, "I give up. This man is too good. The Sikhs
can stay."
An hour later, the cardinals were gathered around the Pope asking him what
had happened. The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent
the holy trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that
there was still one God common to both our religions. Then I waved my
finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by
pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us. I
pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins.
He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin. He had an answer for
everything. What could I do?"
Meanwhile, the Sikh community had crowded around Harbinder Singh. "What
happened?", they asked. "Well," said Harbinder, "First he said to me that
the Sikhs had three days to get out of here. I told him
not one of us was leaving. Then he told me that this whole city would be
cleared of Sikhs. I let him know that we were staying right here."
"Yes, and then???", asked the crowd.
"I don't know", said Harbinder, "He took out his lunch, and I took out
mine!!! And then he said that we could stay.
leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community. So
the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the
Sikh community. If the Sikh won, the Sikhs could stay. If the Pope won,
the Sikhs would leave.
The Sikhs realized that they had no choice. So they picked a middle-aged
man named Harbinder Singh to represent them. Harbinder asked for one
additional condition to the debate. To make it more interesting, neither
side would be allowed to talk. The Pope agreed.
The day of the great debate came. Harbinder Singh and the Pope sat
opposite each other for a full minute. Then the Pope raised his hand and
showed
three fingers. Harbinder looked back at him and raised one finger. The
Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Harbinder pointed to
the
ground where he sat. The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine.
Harbinder pulled out an apple.
The Pope stood up and said, "I give up. This man is too good. The Sikhs
can stay."
An hour later, the cardinals were gathered around the Pope asking him what
had happened. The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent
the holy trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that
there was still one God common to both our religions. Then I waved my
finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by
pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us. I
pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins.
He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin. He had an answer for
everything. What could I do?"
Meanwhile, the Sikh community had crowded around Harbinder Singh. "What
happened?", they asked. "Well," said Harbinder, "First he said to me that
the Sikhs had three days to get out of here. I told him
not one of us was leaving. Then he told me that this whole city would be
cleared of Sikhs. I let him know that we were staying right here."
"Yes, and then???", asked the crowd.
"I don't know", said Harbinder, "He took out his lunch, and I took out
mine!!! And then he said that we could stay.
Jokes
What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by
announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to
propose, will reply by saying, 'I resign'
What's the difference between people who pray in church and those
who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious
A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of
my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must
have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."
examination?
Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by
announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to
propose, will reply by saying, 'I resign'
What's the difference between people who pray in church and those
who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious
A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of
my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must
have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."
Make office time interesting
If you find it very boring in the office, here are some tips:
1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Send mails from lotus notes(outlook) to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach there. Then do vice versa............. !!
4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.
5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).
6. Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions while working and try changing your ex-pressions also.
7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.
8. Make faces at strangers in office.
9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
10. Learn to whistle.
11. Revise last week's newspaper.
12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
14. Compile "How to waste your day"
15. Pick up phone and dial non-existing nos.
16. Have work breaks in between tea.
17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.
18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore them..Then repeat this process.
19. Look at someone & try to imagine how(s) he might have looked when(s) he was 5 years old.
20. Read jokes and send jokes.
21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.
And if you are still getting bored.........................then
22. Fwd this post to everyone u know
1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Send mails from lotus notes(outlook) to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach there. Then do vice versa............. !!
4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.
5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).
6. Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions while working and try changing your ex-pressions also.
7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.
8. Make faces at strangers in office.
9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
10. Learn to whistle.
11. Revise last week's newspaper.
12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
14. Compile "How to waste your day"
15. Pick up phone and dial non-existing nos.
16. Have work breaks in between tea.
17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.
18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore them..Then repeat this process.
19. Look at someone & try to imagine how(s) he might have looked when(s) he was 5 years old.
20. Read jokes and send jokes.
21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.
And if you are still getting bored.........................then
22. Fwd this post to everyone u know
Kids Rock
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. 'Hello ?'
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
'Yes,' whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, 'No .'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?' 'Yes'
'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, 'No'
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman.'
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
'No, he's busy,' whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,' came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
'A helicopter' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered,
'The search team just landed a helicopter'
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...
'ME.'
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
'Yes,' whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, 'No .'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?' 'Yes'
'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, 'No'
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman.'
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
'No, he's busy,' whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,' came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
'A helicopter' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered,
'The search team just landed a helicopter'
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...
'ME.'
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