Men

A salesman, seating himself in a restaurant one morning, told the waitress, “I want two eggs fried very hard, two pieces of toast, burnt black, and a cup of weak, lukewarm coffee.”

“Are you sure that’s what you want?” asked the waitress.

Yes, said the Salesman.

The waitress explained the order to the chef and brought the man just what he had ordered. “Anything else sir?” she asked.

“Yes, I want you to sit down and nag me,” he said, “I’m homesick.”