Jokes

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."


The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by
announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to
propose, will reply by saying, 'I resign'


What's the difference between people who pray in church and those
who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious


A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of
my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must
have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."