One Liners

·          I tried being normal once. Worst 2 minutes of my life.

·          Most people aren't sorry; just sorry they got caught.

·          You can never ask a girl her age. There is no such concept. They don't have age but age groups which are: Baby, Babes, Bebe and Biji!

·          The woman who invented the phrase, "All guys are the same", must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded place in China.

·          I tried being normal once. Worst 2 minutes of my life.

·          Most people aren't sorry; just sorry they got caught.

·          You can never ask a girl her age. There is no such concept. They don't have age but age groups which are:Baby, Babes, Bebe and Biji!

·          The woman who invented the phrase, "All guys are the same", must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded place in China.

·          It's very rude to talk while I'm interrupting.

·          My new doctor is a very attractive. I have now given up on eating apples.

·          I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. I realized it is very dangerous.

·          Someday your prince charming will come.

·          Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

·          The reason our knees get weak when we fall in love is because of the long walk it took to find the person.

·          I could retire nicely if I could sell my experience for what it cost me.

·          The way petrol prices are increasing in India, it shall eventually be cheaper to just hire people to push your car.

·          "Drink and Drive" should not be a problem now. After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day.

·          "The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari" knew about the Petrol Price Hike!

·          Finally, it is a dream come true for all eligible girls, the dream man will come on a horse, thanks to the petrol prices!

·          Danger is my middle name.
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First name: Avoids
Last name: Completely

·          I have this condition that prevents me from going on a diet...
I get hungry.

·          Procrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.

·          To all the girls who wear a lot of make-up:
Take it easy, it's a face & not a coloring book.

·          Boy: Are You Single?
Girl: No, I'm Plural.
Boy: No, I mean, are you free this Friday?
Girl: No, I'm expensive!

·          I hate when people tell me to relax. If it was that easy, don't you think I would have done that already?

·          A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me 20,0000 rupees, but it's state of the art." "Really, what kind is it?", asked the neighbor.' The man replied, "Twelve thirty."

·          HEIGHT OF RECESSION
You Swipe The Card
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Bank A.T.M Machine Shows This Message
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"AGEY CHALO BABA"

·          On the rear window of a car:
Always drive in such a way that your licence expires before you do.