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I tried being normal once. Worst 2 minutes of my life.
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Most people aren't sorry; just sorry they got caught.
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You can never ask a girl her age. There is no such
concept. They don't have age but age groups which are: Baby, Babes, Bebe and
Biji!
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The woman who invented the phrase, "All guys are
the same", must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded
place in China.
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I tried being normal once. Worst 2 minutes of my life.
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Most people aren't sorry; just sorry they got caught.
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You can never ask a girl her age. There is no such
concept. They don't have age but age groups which are:Baby, Babes, Bebe and
Biji!
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The woman who invented the phrase, "All guys are
the same", must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded
place in China.
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It's very rude to talk while I'm interrupting.
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My new doctor is a very attractive. I have now given
up on eating apples.
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I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin
flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. I realized it is
very dangerous.
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Someday your prince charming will come.
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Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too
stubborn to ask for directions.
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The reason our knees get weak when we fall in love is
because of the long walk it took to find the person.
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I could retire nicely if I could sell my experience
for what it cost me.
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The way petrol prices are increasing in India, it
shall eventually be cheaper to just hire people to push your car.
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"Drink and Drive" should not be a problem
now. After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same
day.
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"The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari" knew about
the Petrol Price Hike!
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Finally, it is a dream come true for all eligible
girls, the dream man will come on a horse, thanks to the petrol prices!
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Danger is my middle name.
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First name: Avoids
Last name: Completely
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First name: Avoids
Last name: Completely
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I have this condition that prevents me from going on a
diet...
I get hungry.
I get hungry.
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Procrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute
to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.
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To all the girls who wear a lot of make-up:
Take it easy, it's a face & not a coloring book.
Take it easy, it's a face & not a coloring book.
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Boy: Are You Single?
Girl: No, I'm Plural.
Boy: No, I mean, are you free this Friday?
Girl: No, I'm expensive!
Girl: No, I'm Plural.
Boy: No, I mean, are you free this Friday?
Girl: No, I'm expensive!
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I hate when people tell me to relax. If it was that
easy, don't you think I would have done that already?
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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a
new hearing aid. It cost me 20,0000 rupees, but it's state of the art."
"Really, what kind is it?", asked the neighbor.' The man replied,
"Twelve thirty."
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HEIGHT OF RECESSION
You Swipe The Card
&
Bank A.T.M Machine Shows This Message
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"AGEY CHALO BABA"
You Swipe The Card
&
Bank A.T.M Machine Shows This Message
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"AGEY CHALO BABA"
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On the rear window of a car:
Always drive in such a way that your licence expires before you do.
Always drive in such a way that your licence expires before you do.